Here is my rant on NASCAR
NASCAR is the most boring televised sport ever, seriously, who wants to watch cars going around in circles going (insert car sounds here)? thats all they do. Who watches this? hillbilly's?
"Hey Billy-Bob! Whut lap is it?!" "uh i think 295!" also imagine a typical hillbilly/redneck accent while picturing that. In NASCAR all you do is go around in circles, thats it. It's so boring. You know what? Just stop watching NASCAR. Go out to your front yard or your back yard and pick up the beer cans you probably have sprawled all over the place or go clean your truck which probably has dirt all over it or go water your plants which are probably planted in used tires. So switch your homemade hillbilly TV to anything else, it doesn't mater, i mean curling is more exciting than NASCAR, u know that Canadian sport? but be careful because it might give you a really bad shock. Honestly i'd rather watch paint dry than watch NASCAR. Also if you're a NASCAR fan that's not a hillbilly please watch baseball or football (please note i mean American football NOT soccer.)
So go ahead hillbillies, sick your attack deer on me, I'll be waiting