Saturday, September 13, 2008

I cant stand 'all summer long'

You know that new Kid Rock single that people with no real musical tastes are raving about? Of course you do, they play it every 10 minutes on 3 different stations, but in case you've been somewhere on mars for the past 3 or so months its called all summer long. Now, I'm not familiar with Kid Rocks music, but i do know that i don't like that song. Why? Its tailor made for top 40 monkeys who need to be told what to listen to. Let me explain. First of all, the chord progression is a blatant rip-off of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London. Its so polished and generic. Its not that great, nothing happens, verse, chorus, verse, chorus. wow. All with obvious melodies. Im not going to write a lengthy critisism of this song, so just watch this video, he has some points. and no, i didnt put that link to the website, thats embedded.

Hate By Numbers: Kid Rock's All Summer Long
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Friday, September 12, 2008

Mom smashes brats laptop

She smashed a kids laptop because he was talking back.

monkeys steal booze

yes, monkeys steal alcohol

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The easter bunny hates you

What does the easter bunny do the other 364 days of the year? This video will explain everything in a hilariously true way.

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Yesterday in 4th hour there was a fight, unfortunately, i was in another room taking a test. I'm kinda disappointed i missed it, it seems like one of those 'u had to be there moments.' Anyways, from what i hear, the teacher didn't do anything until she accidentally got hit herself, then she went ballistic. Anyway, a bunch of kids recorded it on their cell phones, and one of them ended up on the Internet. Unfortunately, I'm not able to see it, since Austin has his myspace profile set on private, and i don't have a myspace account. If i could, i would have put it on here, but unfortunately i cant. That just adds to the disappointment, that i cant see it. When I'm writing my autobiography years in the future ill probably mention this. But still, i cant believe i missed it. Also a computer almost got knocked over. They both got suspended for a few days. But nonetheless, i didn't see it happen, dang.

edit: a few days ago i found out the video Austin put on his myspace was flagged so much it had to be taken down. I heard there was another video on youtube under 'fat fight' but i checked and it wasnt there.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

hilarious photos

Yes, these are all in my computer, i have way too much time on my hands.