Movie review: Four Christmases

So yesterday i saw Four Christmases, what did i think of it? I thought it was hilarious. Its about a happily unmarried couple who doesn't want kids or to be married, gets stranded at home and has to visit their parents who are all divorced and dysfunctional. I wont go into the details but it was a funny movie, a laugh out loud funny movie. Funny moments include two "semi professional" cage fighters who beat up their older brother, not realizing a $10 cap on presents so one kid gets an X-box and another gets a flashlight and destroying a house trying to install a satellite dish because of stubbornness. Its funny throughout and I enjoyed it. It wasn't perfect, no movie is, but it was quite funny. In album review terms, high 8 out of 10.

Gift Cards

So, since holiday shopping season has just started for most people, i thought id tackle something so utterly unnecessary its not even funny, its not funny because it costs you money. Gift cards are almost useless, you can only turn them in at the store it was bought from. It costs the same amount of money, why not just give them money? Its much more flexable, gift cards are nothing but corporate shills. You have to spend that money at their store and if it expires your screwed, and they get free money. Then it wont even be worth the cheap chinese plastic its made from. Dont buy gift cards, just give them money, its a much better gift becasue its redemmable anywhere. Thats all I have on giftcards. Later.

People actually think harry potter is satanic.

So, katlyn (sorry if i spelled your name wrong) sent me that comment about snopes. I love snopes and decided to search around there some more, and i found a myth about an article on harry potter being satanic. People believed it, even though it was satire from The Onion. Seriously. Inspired, i decided to Google, harry potter is satanic just to see what i could come up with, guess what! i found a whole site dedicated to exposing satanism everywhere. seriously. and they have a whole section on Harry Potter! seriously! and they re serious! seriously! ok,ok I'm using seriously way too much, seriously. anyway it really does exist.

http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter.htm

I'm not lying, these people have too much time on their hands.

They highlight innocent things, they highlighted School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and have that as proof of satanism in harry potter. These people have no lives.

They also have Pokemon and Halloween as examples of satanism.

Examples of satanist or pagan holidays would be:

Easter
yule log
Christmas
Halloween
Marti gras

They state that Catholicism is a false religion, as well as Jehovah's witnesseses, Muslims, and many more.

They also believe digimon is satanic.

Also, rock music, including punk rock, and heavy metal, is satanic.

Look at what they say about country music 'Country and western musicians do not have lyrics that glorify satan. However most are talking about sex and who is doing who.'

what?

get a life, seriously

look at a link they have that says 'Modern electronic-rock music, inaugurated in the early 1960s, is, and always has been, a joint enterprise of British military intelligence and Satanic cults. On the one side, the Satanists control the major rock groups through drugs, sex, threats of violence, and even murder. On the other side, publicity, tours, and recordings are financed by record companies connected to British military intelligence circles. Both sides are intimately entwined with the biggest business in the world, the international drug trade.'

They believe this guy enough to link him?

http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/roots.html

Not to mention, they link to audio files of conspiracy nut case Alex Jones, and other ridiculous stuff and they refuse to allow you to download it because of "satanic trash" on the Internet, and you have to have a CD sent to you.

Also, psychics are satanic.

These people are crazy, go there and you'll see, that they have no life and are genuinely touched in the head. Also their serious, go there and see how serious they are later.